Where Truth Turns To Obscurity
In a reality bending and ultimately disastrous attempt to be more inclusive, the Kentucky Derby organizers made the unprecedented decision to allow cheetahs to participate in this year’s races. However, their pursuit of diversity quickly turned into chaos when the lightning-fast felines killed several horses mid-race, causing pandemonium in the stands and leaving organizers scrambling…
In a groundbreaking and seemingly foolproof move, the Federal Railroad Administration (FRA) has taken a stand against the recent surge in financially and environmentally devastating train derailments. Their solution? Placing signs at all train stations that read, “Derailment Free Zone: All Derailments Prohibited Beyond This Point.” The FRA is confident that this innovative approach will…
In a remarkable story, a struggling veteran on the brink of taking his own life found solace in an impersonal, copied, and pasted message on a friend’s Facebook profile. This seemingly innocuous social media post turned out to be a lifesaver for the troubled veteran, who now credits his survival to the unexpected digital gesture….
In a surprising turn of events, current CIA Director Bill Burns recently revealed that his relationship with the notorious Jeffrey Epstein was just part of an elaborate, long-term plan to hone his secret-handling skills before taking the reins at the Central Intelligence Agency. While the connection between Burns and Epstein has raised eyebrows, the CIA…